November 2008
Ep. 9: Turgooduccochiqua →
Obama’s economic team, gay rights progress, awkward silences, Cuban espresso, and poultry abominations. Happy Thanksgiving! (…if you’re into that kind of thing.)
Holy crap, end of final trial = relief of more stress than i thought i could feel.
Jalopnik for the Win →
Jalopnik had this awesome post today some crazy video technique where you make huge things look tiny. Check it out, tremble, and laugh. …
‘Josh is definitely not the second gay man who gets to fight over my tranny penis’ -nora seidman
Some Comedy Requires No Explanation →
http://jalopnik.com/5096933/chevy-tahoe-messes-with-texas-mini-cooper-pays-price
Civics Quiz →
See if you’re smarter than your elected officials.
New Yorkers deserve death just as much as Somalis. →
‘“This defendant and six of his friends, in their own words, said, ‘Let’s go find some Mexicans to f—- up,’” Clifford said in Suffok County Criminal Court.’
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Ep. 8: Trouble In The Echo Chamber →
Hillary as Secretary of State, the automaker bailout, E-Town barbecue controversy, Lieberman, and a direct response to our very first bad review. Quite possibly our least crappy episode yet!
Proof →
If you ever doubted that it was God’s divine will that no human being should ever actually live in Australia, just consider the following:
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ESB →
http://io9.com/5089149/five-major-flaws-in-episode-v-the-empire-strikes-back-and-how-to-fix-them
“II. The bounty hunters should have fought each other in aBloodsport-style tournament.”
Ep. 7: From MILF To GILF →
To cap off this slow news week, we discuss Robert Gates, Rahm Emanuel, Joe Lieberman, Sarah Palin, Ted Stevens, and various cats and dogs.
Oh my god, my ankle seriously fucking hurts. Also, Business Organizations is a terrible class.
Pain status officially upgraded to epic.
Whole Hog →
This is something that each and every one of us who eats meat must strive to make ourselves more aware of….
My ankle is in vast and inexplicable amounts of pain.
Scum beyond the realm of human comprehension. →
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/12/afghanistan.acid.attack/index.html
“Kandahar government spokesman Parwaz Ayoubi gave different figures on the number of girls injured, saying six…
Skull candy makes me so fucking angry.
Fat Lee →
http://io9.com/5068551/everyone-hates-lee-adama
“How would we fix this problem? Simple. BRING BACK FAT LEE.”
Don't Tell Me →
That there aren’t huge swaths of the world that shouldn’t simply be burnt down.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7708169.stm
“A young woman recently stoned to death in Somalia first…
You can't tell me... →
that there is any reason on Earth for this man not to die:
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/534469
“‘Which one of you two ‘men’ spoke to my kid? F——— dyke. Lesbians,’ he said,…
Lawyers Are Fucking Idiots →
I go to law school, which I suppose means that I am in training to one day become a lawyer. I suppose that while one might be expected to be proud of this, that could not be farther from the…
Holiday Danger →
http://johncarney.tumblr.com/post/58720715/your-guide-to-holiday-romance
“It’s that time of year when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than…
In which →
I show you all the reasons the world doesn’t deserve to live.
George Thorogood →
How the fuck do you know know who George Thorogood is? The man wrote Bad To The Bone…what the fuck did your parents listen to on the car radio? Light Jazz?
On the other hand, that would…
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Lawyers are fucking idiots.
I go to law school, which I suppose means that I am in training to one day become a lawyer. I suppose that while one might be expected to be proud of this, that could not be farther from the truth. I am in fact deeply ashamed of the fact that I will one day be a lawyer, because that means that I will one day be associated with everyone else who has managed to weasel and coast their way to a...
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Rage
I am creating this tumblr account in order to start up a brand around my own anger management
issues.
