So has anyone else noticed that this bloody storm front literally extends all the way from the U.P. to New Orleans?
Dear Hipster Girls: dressing as a flapper doesn’t count as a costume, since you were going to buy that dress, headband and shawl anyway.
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/351y In the spirit of My New Haircut, a classic tale of injustice and triumph.
RT @ardentspork: Gingrinch is apparently tweeting the Revolutionary War. Why bother? It still won’t have a happy ending.
Behold, I am become banana bread, destroyer of overripe produce.
Dear Cpt. Tubby Kid In Basketball Shorts: one of my legs doesn’t even work, how am I still walking faster than you?