“Who ate all the Donuts? ME! Lee Apollo, Lee Apollo ate them all!” http://tinyurl.com/yfepyyh
Hunter Thompson at The Selvedge Yard →
Despite the unfortunate manner in which he is fetishized by people who think he was Jack Sparrow + a Cigarette holder, Hunter Thompson really did leave behind some wonderful wisdom, and a fantastic personal style.
http://www.retrocandyonline.com/hocadrcloldf.html Horehound candy! This stuff is so good! I need to buy every flavor of Claey’s!
Ep. 61: Worst Decade Ever →
World leaders gather in Copenhagen to decide not to decide anything, Berlusconi gets his face smashed with a statuette and blames Facebook, Lieberman is still a jackass, the Holocaust and pandas are…
Letterman Rules →
God this man is funny. http://tv.gawker.com/5429700/david-letterman-drives-a-25000-cupcake-car
My brain is runnig full speed without caffeine, what a strange feeling.
Considering a series of essays on the need to rationalize our society, @me if you’re interested in being a sounding board/sparing partner.
RT @ZUNE I want to win Pitbull’s custom Zune HD from @Zune
Ep. 60: Big Words →
The media chastises itself for hyping up Palin’s climatological theories, Ethan and Joe learn the word “anthropogenic”, Israel and Sweden trade barbs, Obama justifies his war in his acceptance…
Watching Star Trek: Generations for some reason. Not only is this movie bad, its CHEAP.
I refuse to believe that jean luc picard would have such a ludicrously saccarine fantasy life.
And why would James T. Kirk fantasize about burning eggs?
Dear highschooler: your bullshit is suprisingly, totally bullshit. Please stop caring about your life untl it semi-matters.
Dear god, I do not believe there is enough vomit in the world to drown me to the desired extent.
91 Cerise for books that start out strong … I love this artist, and his amazingly bizarre sense of humor. http://flic.kr/p/7ePTUF
maxhell: An afternoon with Jhill My friend Jeff Hill was in town from St. Louis this past weekend and Josh made a video*. *Features man on man mouth breathing. So angry I didn’t make it to these festivities.
Dish Network just told us that AT&T had been lying to us about our needing to pay $20/month in order to get our bundle price. KDBS.
I really need one of these (size XL please): http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/joe-biden-fan-club-shirt
RT: I want to win Amerie’s custom Zune HD from @Zune
Every single lock on the fence surrounding my apartment has frozen solid. God I hate my landlord.
Does anyone else think its as awesome as I do that @ebertchicago HATES Ben Stein?
RT: I want to win Pitbull’s custom Zune HD from @Zune
‘Iw vo’ &TDaq DichDaq che’ DaqbIQtIQ bIng retlh vo’ wIj’etlh! #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/86nPd1)
I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: photo, video, maxhell - http://w33.us/5nl9
I just generated a #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets. Top three words: photo, dear, maxhell - http://w33.us/5nld
“What have I done Bones?” “What you had to do. Turn death into a fighting chance for a frosty beverage.” http://tinyurl.com/ybl75un
Finally have internet again. Now to see about finding a way to ditch AT&T and switch to Clear…
I’m officially old: I really don’t understand whats going on in Google Wave.
Venture industries cufflinks are real, I need them!
Ep. 59: The Graveyard Of Podcasts →
Obama unveils plans for The Surge II, the Swiss decide that four minarets are enough, the GOP keeps engineering its own demise, Lou Dobbs banks on the Mexican vote, NoKo loses its life savings in…
Vikings vs Cardinals: the Geriatric Bowl.
Man, cream cheese and ficoco on a bagel is the best damn taste combination ever.
An ambiguous success is far harder to endure than a clearly defined failure.
I have NEVER had this many problems with cable internet. Die DSL, die.
RT @cameronesposito: Last eve’s album taping was the poo! One more chance to see it tonight! http://www.thelincolnlodge.com
RT @peeweeherman: the secret word of the day is #HOORAY ! Tweet it and #peeweelive to enter to win a pair of tickets to my show in January!
Just because the tv character you’re dressed like is a 60’s ad executive doesn’t make you any less of a geek.
Omg, stand up shows make me so happy.
Elephants are by far the coolest animals. If I ever get a coat of arms, it better have an elephant on it.
Has anybody tried Mild Winter yet? Something about the marketing really intrigues me, but I am reluctant to commit to a 12 pack.
Did Hyundai just make a better looking 4dr coupe than VW or Mercedes? I think they did; kuh-snap!
If you had a chance to go back in time and kill Jimmy Kimmel when he was a baby, wouldn’t you do it?
Boo MicroCenter, boo-urns.
Something in my office smelled like puerto rico. What a cruel world.
Dragon Age just made a Princess Bride joke, yay.
There will be 9 hours and 21 minutes of daylight today; barf.