June 2009
6528 pages, done and done. Here’s to you, POB.
Jun 30th
Ep. 37: The Appalachian Trail →
Governor Mark Sanford disappears from his job on Father’s Day to go cheat on his wife in Argentina on the state’s dime, the first phase of post-election unrest in Iran seems to come to an end,…
Jun 29th
BAM, back below 250.
Jun 25th
S.C. Governor Mark Sanford rivals Blago for... →
You have got to be kidding me. Out of all the places and ways to have an affair, Gov. Mark Sanford decides to run off on a mystery trip to Argentina, causing his staff to not even be sure who…
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
Ep. 36: The Horse Bomb →
Ethan and Joe discuss the latest on Iran and round up all the little stories they missed over the past few weeks: a poolside erection, an island of rats, a brilliant comrade, and more.
Jun 22nd
can’t believe how exciting it is to finally have a CPL card.
Jun 22nd
Weight loss resolution: last drinking night for a month, making this public record so I have to follow through.
Jun 21st
Here’s to you, mr. Obnoxious-friend-of-the-family-who-thinks-repeating-a-joke-makes-it-funny guy.
Jun 20th
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Jun 19th
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(Andy) would rather (his) penis never function...
maxhell: than use a keyboard with a windows key on it.  Fuck that useless shit… when was the last time someone needed to access the start menu without using the mouse??? — Bit grouchy today apparently. Keyboard shortcuts are the greatest thing in the history of computers. The use of the mouse is an activity best reserved for the ignorant, the slow witted and the inbred. Perhaps one day...
Jun 18th
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I believe it is time I began aggressively re-asserting my philosophical independence.
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
The forcast said scattered t-storms. This is neither scattered nor redemingly thunderous. It is just very, very soggy.
Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Who the fuck mows their lawn at 8 at night?
Jun 16th
Thinks he should try making chicha.
Jun 16th
Unelectable? →
With the reported recovery of Episode 16 (recovered from the archives of multiple loyal listeners — read: friends — of the principle podcasters), I, Joe, have realized that every episode of this…
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
Ep. 35: A Little Corruption Between Friends →
Dr. A “wins” the big Iranian election, Netenyahu makes a plea for peace* with Palestine, the UN lays down another wristslap of vengeance on North Korea, state senators in Albany give Illinois and…
Jun 15th
Anybody got Episode 16? →
Episode 16, “Cocking A Snook At The President”, seems to have vanished during our somewhat rickety server migration. Fans, we need your help! If you still have a copy of Ep. 16 on your drive, send…
Jun 15th
Is irritated by ABC Family’s cutting of the perfect breasts line, but retention of the disfigurement description.
Jun 14th
Not-so-newsy-flash: Taylor Swift (or her songwriter) is an insipid, ignorant moron.
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
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Caffeine is a hell of a drug son.
Jun 13th
Well, the good news is that I haven’t lost as much muscle mass as I thought.
Jun 13th
The Hope Chest →
This blog serves to perfectly illustrate of one of the things I hate most about conservatives. So many people are constantly convinced that our world is going down the toilette and that what we…
Jun 9th
The Hope Chest →
People always have been, and always will be, fucking disgusting. http://mrparallel.wordpress.com/
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
Jun 8th
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Ep. 34: Too Girly To Rule →
Lady Blagojevich eats spiders, Dear Leader Kim decides the third son’s the charm, “Hussein Barack” Obama reboots relations with Muslim nations, terror-fearing Americans forget how prisons work, and…
Jun 8th
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Wishes the turkish grand prix were on tonight, but will have to settle for jurrasic park while he waits.
Jun 7th
Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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tomatoallergy: these are things that are filling up my mind right now that I’ll put here: the idea of an unveiling, the way girls act, sitcoms, malort, proposals (not as in marriage), and a map of logan square. Good ol’ Jepsom’s! Did you know the first time I ever bought Malort was actually at Everett’s up in Beloit? As fine a spirit as ever the world has known.
Jun 4th
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Will someone explain how I moved to Scotland without realizing it?
Jun 3rd
Genocide →
Seriously, when do we get to declare war on the ignorant? I personally volunteer the back wall of my apartment for the lining up and shooting of abortion protesters. …
Jun 1st
Ep. 33: Is This Thing On? →
North Korea disturbs our podcast schedule with a nuclear weapon, Dick Cheney emerges from his secret cocoon as a butterfly of TV fearmongering, Roland Burris’s Blago-taint grows fouler, right-wing…
Jun 1st