June 2011
Ep. 133: I'm Giving 137.5% →
Did Chris Lee taking his shirt off change the course of American history? Is Medicare saved? Is the New York public smoking ban a great thing or a terrible thing? Will crime rates increase if…
May 2011
Day 8: Three things you want to say to different...
1. Fuck.
2. Oh God Damnit.
3. Oh god fucking dammit. Seriously?
Goddammit.
We had a really epic party tonight. We used the smoker to cook mackerel, sardines, octopus and scallops and pork chops. Me and Shannon made an amazing sweet potato salad. I personally shepherded people through no less than 2 fifths of rum (in hand mixed daiquiri form). Plus they easily guided themselves through the consumption of an uncountable amount of beers. We even had to call the...
Just ordered myself $200 of bicycle garage - shit’s done got real.
fuckyeahtattoos:
Guys,
I’m sorry. I know you all get tattoos for different reasons, they usually have some personal significance, and all that jazz. But if I see one more tattoo of a feather or dandelion bursting into a flock of silhouetted birds, I may actually lose my will to live.
Now I just want a Stitch tattoo.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Humanity's... →
You know what I’m fucking tired of? Luddite drivel like this bullshit here. How about somebody makes a movie where everybody just accepts the fact that genetically modified animals are bad-ass and awesome?
I don’t even fucking like music, but every time somebody mentions that damn #Kreayshawn video, I’m all “ooh, lets watch that again.”
Just in case you ever get the stupid idea into your head that America is a nice, safe democracy that won’t take away your rights, remember one thing:
Prohibition happened.
Music
So, my music collection is a disorganized Napster-era disaster, and I’m seriously thinking of just deleting everything that I don’t own the actual album of - thoughts?